hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
im disgusted by how cute i find this
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